Flaming cane from House

This exists. I’m not even kidding.

Look at this guy! He seems so pissed. Man, if I had my own line of signature walking canes I’d be a little more stoked.

Perhaps this is supposed to appeal to the crotchety-old-man cane users. But then again, I can’t imagine a crotchety old man using a flaming cane. Or at least a cane with flames on it.